They lost me at the giant mecha lacking a colossal-sized dick. Maybe it's an extendable one that's kept within the shell to be used in extreme need, like the sword in Pacific Rim, or one he can materialize with the right gesture, like Voltron.
Nah. We know Donald always leads with his dick, so it still doesn't work.
Nah. We know Donald always leads with his dick, so it still doesn't work.