Man, idiots into astrology need to get their freaking heads examined. Toward that end, I've a great phrenologist that comes highly recommended if anyone is interested.

@1: You sound like you need your galvanic fluid recalibrated in Dr Mesmer's rejuvenating magnetosphere. It cures a great many ailments, including cynicism!

@1 and 2. Exactly! Lol

@1,2,3
If you don’t have anything nice, helpful, or witty/smart to say, it’s best to shut up.

@4: You new here?

Anyhow, this I,A bugged the shit out of me. Not because of astrology - whoopty doo. Plenty of people base their thoughts on relationships on stuff way, WAY dumber than astrology.

No, this I,A bugs me because it has no stakes and no easily identified personalities. It's just a drawn out "I miss you (if this is you)".

Snore.

Grade: D- because this wasn't as sad/mopey as a worse version of it could have been.

@5: please cite two examples of outlooks dumber than astrology.

sounds like whoever you're talking about dodged a bullet

I couldn't follow what this person was saying, it was complete random babbling, something about astrology and Valentines day. You know, that was like a month ago and like St. Patrick's day it's a fake holiday, one to get dummies to waste money on chocolate and sappy greeting cards the other one at least kind of fun to get you to buy more alcoholic beverages. Whatever. But I am pretty sure that the Stranger staff is so desperate for a halfway decent IA that they are using AI to generate fake ones but now none of it makes any sense. Maybe you guys shouldn't have banned me. Mine were offensive but at least kind of coherent.

Tell me you published this for comic relief, Stranger.

@4 "If you don't have something nice to say about someone, come sit by me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

@4 But they WERE witty. You, on the other hand...