I rarely see parking enforcement anymore. I'm guessing this person's neighbor has some yellow chalk.

I have a car like that parked in front of my house (not mine). Move it every once-in-while and you're good. In theory that interval is three days, but in practice it takes a week or two, and if you move every ten days you should be able to avoid the red labels. At least in my neighborhood.

Yeah, move the car every two days. I would also call on the other stationary cars in the neighborhood - just to be petty.

hmmm

perhaps
you might
(move & then)
Report your sad
Tracker frequently
till they get Sick of
'investigating' a non-
violation. some peeps
just have very High Ex-
pectations for their neigh-
borhoods &'re Disappointed
they hafta Live where it ain't even

Perfect.
it's quite
sad actually.

but that's okay:
end-stage Capitalism
& Private Equity're coming
for Them too tho it may Take

a little Longer.

I recently called parking enforcement (SPD non-emergency) in the U District on a geo tracker. It was parked in front of a driveway blocking access. So maybe it's not the car, but how it gets parked.

Wow - stellar I,A. Fun writing and a significant issue that is somehow also petty at the same time (pettiness from the nameless neighbor or whoever is doing the reporting).

Really good stuff: A+

@6

ah yes those
communistic socialists
of the third reich -- like in
Sweden or any one of those
Hell-Hole Scandahoovian countries

where people are
Chained to their Jobs thru
a severe Lack of Healthcare
Ready to Bankrupt your Ass
OUT into the Street where you
Actually BELONG, LOSER. oh wait -

they Don't
DO IT Like That:
they're Fucking Civilized.

housing as commodity
has Failed the American
Dream turned it into Utopia
for 'Private Equity' but you don't
worry too Much about them, right?

it's All
about the
FREEDOM!

LOOK O U T!

I Think I See
a SOCIALIST
behind that
tree over
there

You might rethink not calling Kyle or Matt.

Time to send the GEO to that Great Parking Lot in the Sky.

@10

wot?