As the weather gets warmer and the sun gets brighter, let’s remember to shut up about other people’s bodies!

This is a special fuck you to the woman who loudly commented to her companion that she could see my bike shorts and sports bra through my thin dress. Not just one comment, a slew of them!

If you can’t handle seeing a little more of your neighbors this summer, stay the fuck inside.


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