It's not this bad yet, but that red crescent moon last night was something! Lindsey Wasson / GETTY

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1

Holy shit, that gymnastics routine!

2

Trump scheduled his bigly press conference at the same time as a bunch of cool track events and the USA/Serbia hoops semi-final. Seems dumb, unless I'm the only person watching the Olympics live.

3

Brain worm vs Orange Jesus vs former AG Kamala! God help us that the election is even remotely close!
The non-Democratic candidates are truly getting weirder by the minute!

4

I fear Kamala will go into the debate as overconfident as Hillary was. Substance doesn't win debates anymore.

5

@4:

We've had eight years of watching the Orange Dumpster Fire at work, such as it is, so I don't think Harris is going to be "overconfident" so much as ready to mop the floor with his bleached hair plugs. Seriously, all she has to do is respond with "that's a flat-out lie" every time he opens his mouth - chances are she'll be correct about 98% of the time. For anything else a simple, "that's just plain weird, Donnie" should suffice.

6

@4: they're not debates. they're "debates".

how to you win a "debate" against a shameless, gish-galloping, sociopathic, narcissistic pathological liar? i'd say laugh off his accusations and concentrate on attacking his vanity. call him sad and pathetic.

7

@6 has it right. I think they could rename the Gish Gallop after the weird orange guy, he has taken it to entirely new depths. It would be impossible to refute/fact-check in real time but I wonder if some of the more egregious and lazy claims (crowd size, no one died on Jan 6, jobs numbers, etc) couldn't be prepped for the chyron.

8

5: Of course, but then she risks appearing as aloof, arrogant, and close-minded - like Al Gore's audible sighing. She can handle it by being to the point but magnanimous.

6: Intellectually yes, but "debates" aren't intellectual anymore.

9

@4 No, she already said how she would have handled it which was dead on the money, When he started doing the stalking, she said she would have stopped, looked at him, and said "Why are you being so weird? Go back to your podium." Which is close to what I said Hillary should have done real time during that debate.

She understands how to deal with weak men, publicly.

10

The fact that half of this country supports and will vote for Trump is why this country is done no matter who wins the election. There are simply too many people who are so fucking gone. This is the zombie apocalypse. This is our extinction event. It's just not going to happen quickly. It's going to be excruciatingly painful and evil as those with the money and the power slaughter and starve and rob the earth of all of the resources. It won't prevent the wealthy and powerful from succumbing to the extinction event, they'll just be the last ones standing (unless those without the money and the power finally get a grip and realize there are so many more of them and wipe out the wealthy and powerful first).

11

The contrast between a vibrant, well spoken candidate and a rambling, withered old man will speak for itself. There is still room for Harris to fuck it up but simply not being 80 years old is like 95% of the task.

12

@10 There's still time for you to catch the spaceship to Xanadu.

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@13

oooh -- Lookit
all that Incentive! tell
us -- how do they Taste?
do they require maybe some
Mustard & a nice little Chianti?

is this the Secret Ingerdient
when that Weirdo eltrumpfster
rants/muses about Hannibal Lector?

15

'unless
those without the
money and the power
finally get a grip and realize
there are so many more of them'

we outfucking Number 'them'
by what a Hundred fucking
Thousand or so to 1?

hmmm

at what Point
will we stop
Kowtowing
& Seize the
Planet? Be-
Fore they
Melt it
down?

16

An expose of Israel's apartheid in the West Bank by John Oliver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqK3_n6pdDY

18

They’re obviously talking about a Marie Antoinette type situation. You don’t need wealth or power, just a highly motivated mob.

Either that or, like, going back to 90% marginal tax rates. Eating the rich metaphorically, not literally.

19

they'll
STILL Be
RICH AS FUCK

maybe the 'bottom'
90%'ll have cake
once a year
too!

& always Remember:
the tsunami Wave
overturns All
the fucking
Yachts


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