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Seattle, Please Stay Open Later
I Know It’s Hard, But We Gotta Try
Iâm not asking for a 24-hour city. I mean, I am, eventually. But first, Iâm simply asking that a city of nearly a million people does not keep the same hours as a small-town bank. Â
Disclaimer: Seattle businesses, Â I know you are doing your best. Most of you, at least. The world is against you. From our city being uniquely warped by tech, to our inability to care for folks in crisis on a systemic level, to the fact that Seattle is crazy fucking expensive, to the many other variables that need progressive taxation and a good-for-something Legislature to solve, I cannot imagine how difficult it must be for business owners to make it work.Â
But this is the Complaints issue, and I do have a Complaint to file. This city closes too fucking early. This is not just my grievance, it seems to be everyoneâs. Not a week goes by that we donât play Seattleâs favorite game: âIs anything open right now?âÂ
The lights go out hours before the light rail skids to a 1 a.m. halt. Our parks shut down so early they seem like they donât actually want to be parks (see here); we donât have a lot in the way of late-night non-bar spaces or events, and our cafes, bakeries, and other daytime shops seem to close earlier and earlier. For a city this big and this expensiveâwe rank ninth most expensive in the U.S., woofâit should be easier to find restaurants open past 7 p.m. outside of a bar setting.Â
Weâre a music city (right, everybody?), a restaurant city, a theater and art city. Weâre also a dark, wet, and winter-heavy city. If anyone should understand the value of having more late-night indoor options and reasons to leave the house, itâs a town that spends nine months of the year auditioning for the role of âbleak exteriorâ in an A24 movie, and still losing to Vancouver.Â
A multiplicity of later-night optionsâtransit, culture, errands, gatheringsâlets us live fuller days without forcing our lives into a narrow window of daylight built entirely around work and sleep, where only productivity is considered a legitimate use of time. A city this big that grinds to a halt by 9 p.m. feels like a sad HOA-run diorama. Is it depleted vitamin D making us SAD, or boredom?
I want to live in a city where I can get off work late, exit a show, or just leave the house at night, and have a plethora of food options. Perhaps a 24-hour diner situated in a part of town close to venues and theaters. Perhaps a 24-hour diner anywhere. Imagine the trains and buses are still running frequently and on a real schedule that wonât strand you, and helps make exploring other neighborhoods feel less like a major life decision potentially entailing a $70 Uber ride. What makes a 24-hour or 18-hour (can I get 14-hour?) city appealing isnât the promise of nonstop excitementâweâll get thereâitâs simply having normal, useful options for spontaneity. Pharmacies and grocery stores open late; museums, theaters, galleries, and other spaces holding events on the later side so people who work irregular hours can attend. Even one or two spots in the image of the old Cafe Presse or Vitoâsâboth of which served ambience and food late into the night, RIPâmight help Seattle feel a bit like her old self again.
I know folks are fighting the good fight to stay open at all. Iâm just hoping that itâs something we could just think about, together.Â
While writing this piece, I polled friends and strangers: âWhatâs your favorite spot for foodâor literally anythingâopen past 10 p.m. in Seattle?â The response was overwhelming. Not necessarily in the amount of tips I received, but in message after message saying âPLEASE, WE NEED THIS, SHARE WHAT YOU FIND.â (I did! See list below.) I will say, the tips I did receive came with exuberant recommendations, which I found heartening, and reminded me that there are bits of hope here yet.Â
Even with the anecdotal enthusiasm, I know thereâs still the big looming question of: What if itâs us? If the city itself got its groove back and fostered a late-night vibe, would the people come out and actually enjoy it? Weâre weird and anxious and vitamin-D deficient, but I think we can get it together. If you build it, we will come (out past 10 p.m.).Â
On the last kinda-nice autumn night, I realized it was 10 and I hadnât planned ahead for dinner. Because Hell Is a Grocery Store and because I have to remind myself not to waste this one precious life doom-scrolling and paying $28 in fees for a $12 burrito on Grub Hub, I walked down to Hot Mamaâs (open until 11 p.m.) and bought two slices at the window. The workers inside were projecting a movie onto a sheet on the wall inside where there used to be indoor seating. Theyâre always so nice.Â
I sat at one of their metal tables outside; the guy next to me, also solo, nodded in solidarity and set down some sort of large instrument case he was lugging. I was surprised Break Away Vintage across the street was still open; I hadnât checked it out yet. (Turns out they go until 11 p.m. on weekdays, and until midnight on weekends). Their music was soundtracking the whole corner, and they had good taste. People passed by in good outfits, giggling. It wasnât even the weekend. This shouldnât have felt like a big deal, but here, it did. A city dweller in a real city.
What Is Open Late in Seattle
An incomplete list of places that serve food until at least 11 p.m.
* That isnât strictly bar food
Adot Ethiopian & Restaurant
Al Bacha RestaurantÂ
Al Basha Mediterranean GrillÂ
Alem RestaurantÂ
Alibi RoomÂ
Baba YagaÂ
Bait ShopÂ
Bangrak Market
Bethâs CafeÂ
Blue Nile Ethiopian Restaurant
Cafe Ibex
Casablanca ExpressÂ
Cedar Tea HouseÂ
CinnaholicÂ
Dickâs Drive-In
DonnaâsÂ
Falafel KingÂ
Fort St. GeorgeÂ
Harryâs Bar/ Olympia Pizza House III
Hattieâs HatÂ
Honey Court Seafood RestaurantÂ
Hong Kong Bistro
Hot Cakes Molten Chocolate Cakery
Hot Mamaâs PizzaÂ
Il BistroÂ
Insomnia CookiesÂ
Le CavisteÂ
Lost Lake
Massawa Eritrean & Ethiopian Restaurant
Mr. GyrosÂ
Neighbor Lady
New Luck ToyÂ
North Star DinerÂ
Ocho Tapas Bar
Orient ExpressÂ
Pacific Inn PubÂ
Purple Dot CafeÂ
Roxbury LanesÂ
Spice BlissÂ
Sunset CafeÂ
Taqueria El SaborÂ
Taqueria JuarezÂ
Twilight Exit
The Ballard Smoke Shop
The UnicornÂ
Yetenbi Bar & RestaurantÂ
Zig Zag CafeÂ
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